IT IS TIME...... TO COOK!
Brussel Sprouts
awwwwww yeahhhhhhhh!!!
What are they you ask!? They are neat little cabbages that hold little flavor on their own, but when sautéed in butter, olive oil and garlic, and then finished with salt, pepper and (insert Italian esq herb here; eg thyme, basil, oregano, etc.) they develop an interesting and delightful texture (slightly firm, tiny little cabbage leaves flake apart in mouth) and store all of that buttery garlicy goodness in-between their leaves.
They are healthy, easy to cook, and generally an over all
food win. Go for it.
INSTRUCTIONS:
You need to go on an epic quest of gathering, be sure to return to your homeland with these mighty items:
Hardware:
1 sauté pan- fancy
1 stove- go gas or go home
1 knife-
Chef's knife, you need no other knife... EVER
Software:
2 handfuls of brussel sprouts (they are usually sold by the box, if so, one small box)
4 or 5 cloves of crushed garlic (break apart garlic, crush with flat of blade, peal, enjoy garlicy wonderfulness)
2 tblspoons of butter (REAL butter not that crap that comes in a bucket)
2 tblspoons olive oil (normal olive oil, virgin will do if it's all you have)
THEN:
Cut brussel sprouts in half
heat pan over medium heat with butter olive oil and garlic in it
when butter is all melted and foamy and the garlic is filling your household with its godlike aroma add the brussel sprouts cut side down down and let them sit there for about 7 minutes (don't flip them).
After 7 minutes start testing the little guys, poke them with your fork, chew on them a little. You want them to be tender and fall apart in your mouth, and you want the cut side to look a little browned and fancy. You don't want them to be bitter hard little half cabbages, nor do you want them to be a congealed mass of cabbage and butter. Firm and flaky is key.
Now you could top them in Parmesan cheese, throw them with pasta, or engorge yourself upon them like a fat kid in candyland. The choice is yours.
Serve them to your lady/gentleman friend to impress them with your exotic taste in vegetables. Peas and broccoli are for chumps.
Keep breathing
Nathan Bihm
9:24 AM - Southeast Texas